The Moon-Hoax Hullabaloo

 

Oh, up in the sky where the Moonity-Moon glows,
In a silvery shimmer where nobody goes,
They said that we landed, those spacey folks did,
With rockets and suits and a helmet-flipped lid!
But Bart Sibrel, that fellow, with a wink and a frown,
Said, “Hold on, you star-dreamers, let’s slow this all down!”

In a Whirly-Whiz town called Truthity-Ville,
Lived Bart with his questions and curious thrill.
He looked at the pictures, the flags, and the dust,
And said, “Something’s fishy, I don’t give my trust!”
Did they hop on the Moon with a bounce and a zoom?
Or was it a stage with a big fakey-boom?

“Oh, the Moonity-Moon!” cried old Bart with a shout,
“They say that we went there, but I have my doubt!
The shadows are wonky, the starlight’s not there,
The flag waves like laundry in breezy old air!
Was it filmed in a room with a sneaky-dee trick?
A movie-set Moon with a clickety-click?”

The Spacey-Space Men in their shiny white suits,
Said, “Bart, you’re a grump with your hootity-toots!
We flew to the Moon, oh, we landed, we swear!
We bounced and we danced in the lunar-y air!”
But Bart shook his head with a giggle and grin,
“I’ll keep asking questions, let the truthity begin!”

In a Zoomity-Zoom ship, they said they did soar,
To the Moonity-Moon, oh, they swore and they swore!
But Bart with his magnifying glassity-glass,
Said, “Look at this film, it’s as fake as the grass!
The stars should be twinkling, the shadows should fall,
But this looks like a stage in a studio hall!”

Now the people of Earth, in a huff and a puff,
Said, “Bart, that’s enough of your doubty-old stuff!
We believe in the Moon, in the landings, the leaps,
In the astronauts brave and their spacey-dee feats!”
But Bart just kept giggling, with a wink and a nod,
“I’ll keep poking and prodding, though you think I’m odd!”

So if you’re in Truthity-Ville, by the Moonity’s glow,
And you wonder what’s real and what’s only a show,
Take a peek with old Bart, with his questions galore,
He’ll make you think twice, maybe thrice, maybe more!
For the Moonity-Moon holds its secrets, oh my,
And Bart Sibrel’s chasing the truth in the sky!