Young Reginald, a clever lad,
Would giggle when he’d done the bad.
“A speck! A mote! A nothingness!
The Law will say de minimis.”
He pinched a penny from his nurse,
Then two, then three — and something worse.
Each theft was small, each trick was slight,
Too tiny for the Law to smite.
Encouraged by his lucky streak,
He schemed and plotted every week.
“A crumb,” he cried, “cannot offend!
The Law won’t care — it’s just pretend!”
But crumbs, when gathered in a heap,
Grow mountains vast and valleys deep.
And when at last he’d piled his store,
The magistrate slammed shut the door.
“De minimis,” the Judge intoned,
“Excuses trifles, not a throne.
You thought your nibbles went unseen,
But theft amassed is theft obscene.”
So Reginald, with foolish grin,
Was carted off to dwell within
A cell of stone, and there he sat,
Reflecting grimly upon that.
Moral:
Trifles tolerated become
A reckoning too troublesome.